Thursday, March 19, 2009

这个蛮好玩的...

Rules:
--Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
--Post a definition it gives you.

1. Name- Geng
Geng is often used in the Malaysian English, also often refered to as
Malenglish.
It's often used to describe how great or awesome something is. This
often happens together with other Malenglish words like wakaka keke
sohai lah etc.

2. Age- 24
1) The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff
into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha
Cuthbert.
2) What's so good about 24?

1) It's one of the greatest television shows. EVER.
2) It's also known as "The Jack Bauer Power Hour".
3) The show isn't afraid to kill off main characters.
4) Elisha Cuthbert.
5) It has insane plot twists.
6) It never gets boring.
3) 24 or 24 Hours. A TV Show about a terrorist threat against the
United States that takes place in a day. Each season of the show has
24 one hour episodes (including commercials) to create a total of 24
hours, creating the real-time effect.

Very entertaining show with many plot twists.

3. Name of Significant Other- chuan

In chinese-english(Chinglish) slang, it ususally describes a guy who
is very smart and genious. Also, if a guy is very nice to others. It
could be said as very chuanly, or chuanlike.

4. What you should be doing- study.
1)To go over to the opposite sex's house not to study, but to "study."
"Studying" usually involves fooling around without any pants on.
2)Sitting in your room and writing nonsense on the Wall of
urbandictionary.com or/and adding new definition entries in mad
succession in the hope that at least one gets published and "oh
wouldn't it be sweet victory if one made it to the front page".
3)To trick ones self into believing that by actually going over your
"school" notes it will infact help you in the long term, but instead
you just look at all the dumb shit your mates have written on the back
of your text book.

5. Favorite color- gray
Gray is neither gay not straight, nor is it either black or white. It
is somewhere in the middle.

6. Birthplace- urumqi, xinjiang
An emphatic on China, as in "all the way to Ching Chong China" -
oppose merely going "all the way to China".

Originally comes from a rope-skipping song called "Ching Chong China
Man", about a Chinese person who was apparently a milk farmer that
didn't know how to milk a cow.

To go back futher, as near as I can tell, the "ching chong" part is a
spelled representation of the mispronunciation of China's westernmost
province Xinjiang (pronounced 'SHEEN-jyang', rhymes with - you guessed
it - ching chong), and it also takes liberties on the way certain
Chinese dialects sound to the English ear when spoken.

7. Birth month- June
1)The month the hottest people in the world are born.
2)The month in which the most awesome girls ever are born. June babies
are sweet, caring, sexy, lovable and all around cuddly.

8. One of your nicknames- yoshimi
Someone who can kill and defeat evil pink robots.

9. Name of Friend- Alice
1) A lady's miniature PHALLUS; a clitoris of the type which readily
SPRINGS into action.
2) a young, beautiful, sophisticated woman who is confident in all
that she does.
3) A very cool person! Generally rocks and has very gorgeous hair and
a gud style. Many friends, a HOTTIE!

10. Name of favorite school subject- contracts
An endless and eternal pit devoid of all pleasure and goodness; the
nerve center of all imaginable horrors; a putrid, oozing curse upon
the world; that which makes us envy the dead; a gigantic, hulking
nightmare factory; the ghost of lost freedom that forever haunts your
soul; the mindkiller; a smoothie of broken glass, maggots, and metal
filings; a mountain of reeking shit.

12. Name of School- george washington
First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental
Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they
hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.
(dolla bill!)

13. Name of school mascot- colonials
An adjective used to describe any person, event, or organization that
is associated with excessive alcohol consumption. Derived from the
fact that in colonial times approximately three times as much liquor
was consumed, per capita, by the population of the United States.

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